So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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