I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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