"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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