I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Randomize