I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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