:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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