is your mom at the bar?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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