she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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