I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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