I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
