ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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