What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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