We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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