I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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