still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
