bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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