I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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