I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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