Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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