He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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