I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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