Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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