how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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