Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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