I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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