Tell her she can't have a vagina
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Randomize
