I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you traded sex for a burrito?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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