I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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