people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Sext me about skeletons
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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