Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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