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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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