got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
should my penis look like a turkey
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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