This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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