I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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