Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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