I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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