I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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