Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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