More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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