Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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