Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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