In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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