the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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