love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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