is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize