I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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