why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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