It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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