Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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