they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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