As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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