I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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