So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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