he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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