what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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