I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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