That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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