They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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