im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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